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Atomic Roses

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS

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Cover ImageRelease date and tracklist

1982
FR C45 Illusion Productions IP 009

August 2011
US LP Beta-lactam Ring MT262

Sides A

  1. Of All The Girls
  2. What’s Next
  3. Playschool
  4. Sex
  5. Closet Kings
  6. Spiritus

Side B

  1. Haupftbahnhof
  2. The Wrong Impendence
  3. Passing Thought
  4. Atomic Roses #1
  5. Ideal Home
  6. Atomic Roses #2

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2013
NL MP3 self-released on Bandcamp

  • Atomic Roses Part 1: Of All The Girls…, What’s Next?, Playschool, Sex, Closet Rings, Spiritus
  • Atomic Roses Part 2: Hauptbahnhof, The Wrong Impedance, Passing Thought, Atomic Roses #1, Ideal Home, Atomic Roses #2

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2018
NL MP3 (remastered) self-released on Bandcamp

  • Atomic Roses Part 1
  • Atomic Roses Part 2

 


Credits

  • Roland Callaway- Bass, Acoustic Guitar [Acoustic Guitars]
  • Keith Thompson- Drums (3)
  • Stret Majest Alarme- Guitar
  • April Iliffe- Keyboards
  • Phil Harmonix- Keyboards
  • Michael Marshall- Keyboards, Guitars  (3)
  • Edward Ka-Spel- Keyboards, Voice, compiled by
  • Sally Graves- Voice [Snatch Of Lady Vox], Flute

Artwork by Simone


Notes

Cassette version Limited to 600 copies, and packaged in a 7″ single sleeve with a booklet of drawings by Simone of DDAA.
A 10″ edition was planned by Illusion Productions for release in 1988, but never realized.
All tracks are also available on the TRAUMSTADT 1 cassette.

Beta-lactam release- First edition of 300 copies. Comes with numbered insert.
Presented in a hand printed and hand assembled sleeve to mimic the original tape art.
A sub edition of 25 numbered copies comes in a gatefold sleeve to mimic the original gatefold cassette sleeve, hand printed.

Created in 1981. Assembled in a dingy room in Newbury Park, London.  Originally issued in 1982 on Illusion Production (IP 009).

Thanks to Sylvie and all at Illusion Production for the original edition and Chris for its resurrection.
Vinyl mastering at Helmet Room.

Sing While You May
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2018 remaster
“Atomic Roses”appeared on cassette back in 1982 and remains one of the most beautifully packaged releases in LPDs’ long history. The artwork was created by members of the wonderful (and still active) French band Deficit Des Annees Anterieurs who were responsible for their own Illusion Productions label. Contact was made by mail , exotic packages were exchanged and when we were invited to submit a release for this label of love, it felt like a dozen Christmases had arrived at the same moment!
As for the music, much will be familiar through collections like “Chemical Playschool 1 & 2” and “The Legendary Pink Box”, but there is a thread that runs through this original concept album, and it still sounds strong even after 36 years….EK

 

Premonition

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS

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Cover ImageRelease date and tracklist

1982
UK C60 Flowmotion FMC09

Sides A

  1. As If…
  2. Splash
  3. Submerged
  4. Amphitheatre
  5. Amphitheatre Shuffle
  6. Before The End
  7. Premonition 1

Side B

  1. Digital
  2. Oceans Of Emotion
  3. Brighter Now
  4. Anthem
  5. Intruder
  6. Premonition 2

 

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Cover Image1983
NL C60 Ding Dong Tapes And Records no number

1985
DE C50 235 Tapes (bootleg) no number

198?
NL C60 Terminal Kaleidoscope TKK7 18

1988
NL C60 Mirrordot Tapes no number
DE C60 Jarmusic no number (image)

Sides A

  1. As If…
  2. Splash
  3. Submerged
  4. Amphitheatre
  5. Voices
  6. Odd
  7. Premonition 1

Side B

  1. Digital
  2. Dying For The Emperor
  3. Oceans Of Emotion
  4. Brighter Now
  5. Intruder
  6. Premonition 2
  7. Love Puppets (Original Version)

 

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Cover ImageDecember 30, 2014
NL Remastered MP3 self-released on Bandcamp

January 15, 2015
NL Remastered CDr self-released on Bandcamp

Premonition Part 1

  1. As If…
  2. Splash
  3. Submerged
  4. Amphitheatre
  5. Amphitheatre Shuffle
  6. Before The End
  7. Premonition 1

Premonition Part 2

  1. Digital
  2. Dying for the Emperor
  3. Oceans Of Emotion
  4. Brighter Now
  5. Anthem
  6. Intruder
  7. Premonition 2

Love Puppets (version 1)

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Cover Image
July 2016
DE LP+7″ Vinyl on Demand VOD145

Sides A

  1. As If…
  2. Splash
  3. Submerged
  4. Amphitheatre
  5. Amphitheatre Shuffle
  6. Before The End
  7. Odd
  8. Premonition 1

Side B

  1. Digital/Dying For The Emperor (fragment)
  2. Oceans Of Emotion
  3. (Untitled) 1
  4. Brighter Now
  5. Anthem 1
  6. Intruder 1
  7. Premonition 2
  8. bonus- Hanging Gardens (version)

7″ record

Side A

  1. I dream Of Jeannie
  2. Shakesperian

Side B

  1. Love Puppets

 

 


Credits

  • EK-vox, keys
  • Michael Marshall-acoustic guitar, keys
  • Roland Callaway-bass, guitar,keys
  • Keith Thomson -drums
  • Pat Bermingham-effects
  • April Iliffe-keys on “Before the End”
  • Phil Knight-keys on Before the End”
  • Tony Johnson-guitar of Before the End”

Notes

Flowmotion edition was limited to around 60 copies. Issued by Flowmotion magazine.

Ding Dong edition was limited to 1000 copies, some with slightly different and hand-coloured covers.
This collection is a re-release of a cassette album originally issued by Flowmotion magazine. Additional tracks “Voices” and “Dying For The Emperor” were part of the long-deleted Chemical Playschool 1 & 2 double cassette. The additional track “Love Puppets” was re-mixed at Ding Dong’s.

Track B3 is actually comprised of “Oceans of Emotion” and the unlisted “Small Anthem”. The latter appears as a separate track on Under Triple Moons which collects tracks from this and other early cassette releases.

Terminal Kaleidoscope edition
is unverified, it may have been planned but never issued.

235 Tapes bootleg edition is missing part of “Love Puppets”.

Mirrordot edition has a different cover and does not list “Love Puppets”, although it does appear on the cassette.
Most of this material appears on the anthology CD release “Under Tripple Moons”.  All (most?) tape copies of early Legendary Pink Dots cassettes with proper artwork that does not mention any label were released by Mirrordot.

Jarmusic edition Numbered and limited to 50 copies.

Bandcamp/CDr remastered editions recreate the original Flowmotion track list, but using other tapes a source.  It brings back “Before the End” in place of “Voices” but keeps the bonus track “Love Puppet (version 1)” from the later editions.  In part 1, the song “Odd” (between”Before the End” and “Premonition 1”) is omitted from the song listing but present in the track.

from Bandcamp
“Premonition” was created when The Dots were still wet behind the ears but had just undergone their first major change in line-up.  Founder members April and Phil briefly stepped out of the band while Michael Marshall returned and Roland Callaway and drummer Keith Thompson stepped into the frame to join Edward Ka-Spel. The result is a true rollercoaster ride with Michael’s epic songwriting and guitar playing at the forefront (“Oceans of Emotion”, “Amphitheatre”…) and some seriously wild effects, courtesy of Pat Bermingham’s Space Echo. One exception is: Before The End” which featured the first LPD line-up with April providing keyboards fed through the recently purchased Yamaha CS30, and Phil chiming in with a lead line on the Dots’ first keyboard (the Korg MS10).
While there is admittedly quite some duplication with “Chemical Playschool Volumes 1 & 2”, this early tape album stands up in it’s own right as quite a unique trip.
This cassette album was first released by the Flowmotion label in 1982 (though with a fault in duplication causing it to play a little too fast).
Subsequent editions replaced “Before The End” with “Voices’ but this 2014 edition reverts to the original while retaining “Dying For The Emperor” and “Love Puppets (version 1)” – a bonus track added to edition 2

CDr edition of 199.

Vinyl on Demand edition notes
Limited edition of 111, includes a 7″ record
The “original version” of I dream of Jeannie is the one from Turkish Delights
Shakesperian is a lost song from 1985

 

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Post Punk- A Pure State of Anarchy

The Legendary Pink Dots | An interview with Edward Ka-Spel

The Legendary Pink Dots are one of those bands that defies any coherent explanation; they are the purest in surreal psychedelia.  Lyrically the comparisons to  early Pink Floyd are apt, as Edward Ka-Spel travels a plane of existence perhaps only tread byUncle Syd himself. Together the pink man (Ka Spel), and the Silver Man (Phil Knight) compose music than mixes and transcends genres unlike anything you have or may ever hear.

So needless to say, I was in awe while at Death # Disco—before the sold out Berlin Pink Dots show, when I had sat down backstage with Mr. Ka-Spel to discuss the new record 10 to the Power of 9, and the many other releases and reissues being released an unbelievably kinetic pace…


Post-Punk: So with 10 to the Power of 9, as per your summation of the record, I have become stuck upon thinking about the oligarchies, and those who control the world lately…

Edward Ka-Spel: When you start thinking about it, there it is.  Especially distortions in the media.  I have access to the Western news, and the Russian news.  My wife is Russian, so I see the picture quite fully; most of the aggression is coming from America.

Post-Punk: I agree somewhat.  Although I am not the biggest supporter of Putin (I had a Russian girlfriend for 3 years, and we would argue back and forth about him), look at what we are now dealing with in the US.  The country has elected those who want to go back to the 50’s, who want to go back to the Coldwar…they want to go back to that common enemy.

Edward Ka-Spel: I know…!  It’s Orwellian…the enemy that is far away and the war that is far away but perpetual.  Some people find comfort in that.

Post-Punk: I suppose the best way is to unite people through fear, and if you can do that, it is easy to placate them with all the toys they can be placated with.  Unite people through the fear of Ebola or the fear of Arabs…

Edward Ka-Spel: They will find an enemy where ever they can find one.  I am living in London at the moment, so I have to deal with the British…

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Post-Punk: It’s amazing the resurgence of conservatism there as well.  Seems like people want to go back to the Thatcher years.

Edward Ka-Spel: I think it’s actually worse.  At least under Thatcher you kind of knew what she was all about.  It’s very clear, disgusting, vulgar, and crude.  But Cameron is a very weak man, who will say whatever it takes to get the vote, usually the bigot vote.

Post-Punk: The bigot vote is the big ticket!  I think we live in the year of the bigot.  Also a time where there is too much anger and taking offence towards everything

Edward Ka-Spel: Yes.  I hate fundamentalism.  Whether it be Christian Fundamentalism…Muslim Fundamentalism, it disgusts me.  I feel like it’s base stupidity.  It’s going back, It’s regressing.

Post-Punk: I think people focus too much on religion and not the culture, which is often confused for being one and the same with the Religion.  I think Arab culture is very beautiful when it is separated from all the religious Dogma,  This is the same with all cultures, and when you throw the Dogma on top of everything, you really miss the way people truly live.

Edward Ka-Spel: But there are people in influential positions, who like nothing more than to spew out Dogma, and whip up all that hate.

Post-Punk: We could probably do the whole interview talking about politics, dogma, and bigotry.  However, this is just what I was getting from 10 to the Power of 9. Sometimes it can be difficult for me to trace a coherent narrative based upon the surreal nature of your work.  And it’s a lot of work that has be put out there.  You just released something on Halloween, and you have a new solo record… The Victoria Dimension

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Edward Ka-Spel: The Victoria Dimension…

Post-Punk: But…wait…going back for a second to all the hate and political turmoil…do you think there is still “hope”?

Edward Ka-Spel: Sure.  If you give up hope, you might as well…you know.  You have to have hope.  I also have a 5 year old daughter, I foresee a future for that little girl, which means I have to believe in the future.  There are a lot of good people, good things, there is a lot of beauty in the world still.  It may be a bit hard to see it sometimes, but it doesn’t mean that it’s not there.

Post-Punk: Maybe it’s our emotional states clouding our vision.

Edward Ka-Spel:  Maybe it’s just a stage the world has to go through.  People need to learn; you can’t lean on a man in the sky, or some sort of politician and ultimately you it comes down to yourself—you are the governor of your own soul.  You can’t hide in any thing, or any body, or behind any Dogma.  Ulimately it always comes down to yourself. believe the purest state is a kind of Anarchy.

Post-Punk: Yes.  But it is amazing that those who live outside the imposed society, especially creative people—they find each other and build their own communities.  It intrigues me that for someone who has had such a long career, you have fully embraced bandcamp and use it to reach out directly to your fans.

Edward Ka-Spel: I really love Bandcamp, I must admit it.  With it you are able to present yourself as you really are.  On a whim—I can create something over a couple o days and post it, fresh as a daisy, like the Halloween Special—a then take it down a few days later, because it’s not Halloween anymore.

Post-Punk: I love this limited edition culture, where the music is appreciated more, and a band puts something on sale, only sells a set number of copies, then It’s gone. “It’s at his house”, reminds me of a recent interview with Henry Rollins about the state of the music industry.

Edward Ka-Spel: Things like that are like “Let’s celebrate this moment”  and the moment is gone, it can’t return—and it WILL NOT return.  It’s free—so why not?  But the actual back catalog, I want to try to get it all on there.

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Post-Punk: I saw that Asylum has been reissued, I am really excited about that.

Edward Ka-Spel: That’s really beautiful—It’s wonderful how that was done.  I was knocked out, I could not believe when I saw that CD.

Post-Punk: The first time I heard The Legendary Pink Dots, I was working at Tower Records on South Street in Philadelphia.  One of my managers would often play Scott Walker (a few years afterTilt came out), Bowie’s Low, and Pink Dots records on the store sound system.  As a gift he then made me a mix tape withCurse, The Tower,  and Asylum on it—I’ve been a fan ever since!  I get the sense that many people were introduced to Pink Dots in a similar fashion.

Edward Ka Spel: Word of mouth…

Post-Punk: I was looking at a journal entry that Amanda Palmer wrote on her website on how she became a fan of The Legendary Pink Dots theartofasking_imagethrough this older friend of hers…and now she is now this icon—and you were one of her biggest inspirations!

Edward Ka Spel: Yeah, I know Amanda well.  We will possibly be recording soon.  We were meant to earlier this year, but she couldn’t make it. She’s been very busy, new book and all, but I talk to her every couple of weeks.

Post-Punk: I don’t know Amanda well, but I do know Brian Viglione, we have hung out a few times back in New York when he moved there. He is a wonderful person.

So,  what else do you have coming out down the line, anything else exciting?

Edward Ka Spel: There’s A Star Too Far with Randall, it’s called The Service.  That’s due out in December.  There’s The Maria Dimension Vinyl boxset, that’s almost there.  Yes, for a small band the rules have changed in a way.  Not many people buy anything anymore.  That’s the sad reality of it.  So you have to have the special editions, and sell a little bit here and a little bit there, and hopefully, at the end of the day, it’s enough to make ends meet.  And it does, and I never expected to be able to to that, 35 years into the band.  I’m grateful for that to be honest.

Post-Punk: I am trying to find a good analogy for this, but I suppose you just simply have had an intimate relationship with your fans…

Edward Ka Spel: I consider them friends, I never call them fans!

Post-Punk: And there you have it, and most people had to scramble to do now.  Not take people for granted and really connect with them.  You’ve never had to make that transition, especially with Bandcamp.

Edward Ka Spel: That’s the good side of the world, especially with the internet age—it’s indeed a global community. There are a lot of good people out there, and they are connecting.  It might be through the “evil” Facebook, or something like that, but that’s the good side of it.  I am not on there very often, but with the Bandcamp, that is very personal, and I take it very seriously and have a lot of pride in it.

Post-Punk: It’s really amazing what you are doing.  Putting out so much new material, and reissuing so much of your body of work.  One last thing before I let you go.  Do you still keep in touch with cEvin Key?  I think last Tear Garden record, “Have a Nice Trip” was a couple of years ago.

Edward Ka Spel: I think the last time we recorded something was in 2008.  There needs to be something more.  With cEvin, we were having lots of contact recently, when the whole Netwerk thing came up.

Post-Punk: Will we be hearing from Lisa again?

Edward Ka Spel: That’s just basically my alter ego, which will be appearing again I’m sure.  I mean—these things always do…

source: http://post-punk.com/the-legendary-pink-dots-an-interview-with-edward-ka-spel/

OUT NOW- 10 to the Power of 9, Volume 2

This is the Second Volume of a complex story about conspiracy, magic, and spirituality. Minimal synths, guitars, syncopated rhythms that are making weird, psychedelic and transcendental noises which are of course accompanied by the distinctive voice of Ka-Spel. Lying on your sofa, pumping up the volume and just dream away on their ethereal sounds. 10 to the Power of 9 is a dark and exceptional trip into their warped and bizarre musical psyche.

 

10 to the Power of 9, Volume 2 LP

 

A limited marbled blue-ish vinyl limited release (499 copies)

More information and order now through Rustblade

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AND….

10 to the Power of 9 CD

 

Now finally, both volumes on one CD!

More information and order now through Rustblade

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AND….

10 to the Power of 9 CD Deluxe Edition

Deluxe limited edition CD with bonus CD in velvet bag + glow in the dark pin + transparent postcard.

More information and order now through Rustblade

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All three available now 
through Rustblade or direct from the LPD via Bandcamp

 


 

10 To The Power of 9, Vol.2

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS

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Cover ImageRelease date and tracklist

28 November 2014
IT LP Rustblade RBLLP006

SIDE A

  1. Olympus 2020
  2. Open Season
  3. Room For Two

 

SIDE B

  1. The Elevator

 

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Cover Image10 To The Power of 9- Volumes I and II

28 November 2014
IT CD Rustblade RBL046
IT 2xCD Rustblade RBL046BOX (image)

  1. Ten o’er  Nine
  2. The Virgin Queen / Primordial Soup
  3. Your Humble Servant
  4. Malice / Freak Flag
  5. Feeding Time
  6. Olympus 2020
  7. Open season
  8. Room For Two
  9. The Elevator

CD Two (Bonus Disc)

  1. Freak Flag 2
  2. Divine Resignation Part 5

April 14, 2015
NL MP3 self-released on Bandcamp

  1. Ten o’er  Nine
  2. The Virgin Queen / Primordial Soup
  3. Your Humble Servant
  4. Malice / Freak Flag
  5. Feeding Time
  6. Olympus 2020
  7. Open season
  8. Room For Two
  9. The Elevator
  10. Freak Flag 2
  11. Divine Resignation Part 5

Credits

  • Edward Ka-Spel
  • The Silverman
  • Erik Drost
  • Ray Steeg

Notes

LP: Limited  Colored Vinyl  499 copies

CD: Includes volumes 1 and 2.

Deluxe Edition: includes CD + bonus CD in a velvet bag, a glow in the dark pin + trasperent postcard.  Edition of ??

Bandcamp: they know who you are, where you are, what you are, when you are….if you look up at the sky at the right moment, you maybe even catch a glimpse of the string that pulls you along, and makes you dance. There again, maybe not.


Press Release

This is the Second Volume of a complex story about conspiracy, magic, and spirituality. Minimal synths, guitars, syncopated rhythms that are making weird, psychedelic and transcendental noises which are of course accompanied by the distinctive voice of Ka-Spel. Lying on your sofa, pumping up the volume and just dream away on their ethereal sounds. 10 to the Power of 9 is a dark and exceptional trip into their warped and bizarre musical psyche.

For sure one of the best Concept albums of the Band.

There are 10 people who run the World. They are all male and presidents, magnates and high priests all do their bidding. The 10 live in villas in the remotest part of the Himalayas- a place that absolutely NO – ONE would ever stumble upon. Although the 10 live in such close proximity to each other, they choose to have meetings in the back room of a small office in London. That’s where the decisions are made. That’s where the wars begin, that’s where the dice are tossed across the table to establish who wins, who loses, who lives, who dies.

The classic conspiracy theory to end them all and I listened ,open-mouthed , hair falling into my eyes . It was maybe 1976 when I heard this first. You are right to snigger at my naivety. I listened and twisted this story around inside my head , and it did indeed seem completely unbelievable. Now of course it’s 2014, and Im older and wiser and I have to laugh at myself too. Now I know wasn’t a theory.  Now I know it’s  true  – Edward- Ka-spel

 

Brighter Now

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS

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Cover ImageRelease date and tracklist

February 1982

UK C30 In Phase/New Europeans Records IP004
UK C60 In Phaze/New Europeans Records ??? (different cover)
UK CS In Phaze/New Europeans Records ???
GR CS Art Nouveau ???

Side A:

  1. Red Castles
  2. Louder After 6
  3. Apocalypse Then

Side B:

  1. Legacy
  2. City Ghosts
  3. Hanging Gardens

 

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Cover ImageNovember 1982
UK LP In Phaze/New Europeans Records IPNER1

1986
BE LP Terminal Kaleidoscope/P.I.A.S. TK 001
PL CS Big Blue TK 01-4

  1. Red Castles
  2. Louder After 6
  3. The Wedding
  4. Apocalypse Then

Side B:

  1. Legacy
  2. City Ghosts
  3. Hanging Gardens
  4. Soma Bath
  5. Premonition 4

This is a remixed and expanded version of an earlier cassette only release.

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1988
BE CD Terminal Kaleidoscope/P.I.A.S. TK 001-CD

1998
US CD Solielmoon SOL 39 LP/CD (different cover)

  1. Red Castles
  2. Louder After 6
  3. The Wedding
  4. Apocalypse Then
  5. Legacy
  6. City Ghosts
  7. Hanging Gardens
  8. Soma Bath
  9. Premonition 4

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03 June 2012
NL Remastered MP3 self-released on Bandcamp

  1. Red Castles
  2. Louder After 6
  3. The Wedding
  4. Apocalypse Then
  5. Legacy / City Ghosts / Hanging Gardens*
  6. Soma Bath
  7. Premonition 4

* songs have been combined into one track to preserve cross-fade.


Credits

  • P. Harmonix (Phil Knight)- Synthesizer
  • Rik Chevrolet- Guitars
  • Rolls Anotherone (Roland Calloway)- Bass
  • Keith Thompson- Drums
  • Ed Kaspel- Vox
  • M 019 (Mick Marshall)- Keyboards, Guitar, backing vocals
  • April Iliffe- piano, voice (Ring O’ Roses)

Notes

In Phaze edition limited to 300 copies, although 2 variants of the cover exist. Was later remixed and with extra tracks released on LP and CD

Art Nouveau edition limited to 60 copies, and is a split release with the LPDs on one side and Portion Control’s ‘Gaining Momentum’ on the other.

In Phaze/NER LP edition limited to 1000 copies.  Vinyl Etching on IPNER 1: Side A – “SING WHILE YOU MAY” Side B – “DIE WITH YOUR EYES ON”

In Phaze/NER cassette edition is a promo release featuring a LPD discography, a list of forthcoming releases, and a short story by Edward.

Terminal Kaleidoscope/P.I.A.S. editions have a slightly different cover from the original.

Soleilmoon CD edition features new cover artwork and a lyric booklet. It was initially available as part of Lullabies For The New Dark Ages, a limited edition box set of the first four albums.

from Bandcamp: The Dots’ debut on vinyl and still a sensitive subject among band members past and present. I guess a case of “If we could do it all over again…….”  Having said that the suite on the second side, “The Wedding” and “Premonition 4” have withstood the ravages of time well I think. -EK


Lyrics

Red Castles

Maidens in towers and knights on the town; shields up convinced that the barricade’s down. Fighting in bars… they were biting the cars

Two aches in the head, H20 in the wine. Two hits off the mirror to help you unwind. You learned how to drink. You’ll turn now to a shrink. And he’ll say that you are king of the castle. Your glory excels in here… Blood on the bypass. You’re passing the pills. They’re painted and plastic, they make you feel ill. They make you kick in the night. You’re sick in the light.

A tramp chews a dog-end. A dog chews a tramp, Tears holes in his raincoat and howls because it’s damp. He chokes on a coin and we count up to nine. Ah, but he’s king in his castle. His glory excels in here. Pagans in showers and kites on the Downs. Polka-dot patterns and strings turning brown. They shut out the sun. Oh, wot jolly fun! But we’re kings in our castles.

Louder After 6

A click says you’re connected and a buzz says that you’re heard. Fingers slide across a panel. They’re recording every word… Try to talk about the weather. Don’t say anything absurd ‘Cause their tapping the phone again… insane!

Invitations from the Kremlin… Interference on the line. Dial a friend to find some comfort; stroke her nicely and she’ll tell the time. And a voice checks in the distance “Christ, it’s nearly half past nine!” Tapping the phone again – what a pain!

Give away a little secret and it ends up in the file numbered EK5320. In the archives for a while. They’re taking notes, flicking switches, feeding programs, reading dials. They’re tapping the phone again – nice!

And the bill lands on the doormat, calls to Moscow… calls to Mars. You’d call the cavalry to save you, but you can’t afford the charge. Cut the wires! Axe the pylons! Such fun to sabotage. Attack your phone again.

Take a cleaver to your receiver. Attack your phone. Take the pliers to the wires. Attack your phone. Attack attack attack attack attack

[ I digitized the last part of “LA6” and played it back at half-speed. It seems the high-pitched stuff at the end is Edward’s voice. This is what I could figure out. Most of it fades in and out, with two different conversations going on in the different channels. These are not done perspective to each other (they don’t match by time).] — st. andrew ]

        LEFT CHANNEL                          RIGHT CHANNEL  ...over my...                           ...oh, that's good, yes...  ...very nervous...                      ...i feel very nervous, well...  ...i want every big hole, y'know        the red ones... the brick ones...  ...it's all fall out...                 yeah, yeah, no, no, really?  ...throw it out, okay?...               well, she should have gone out...                                         three pence a pair! Three pence! I ...she well i ... i call my             was talking with Mrs. Smith and she sweetmeat because y'know, he            said pop it in the car double by reminds me of...                        Christmas!... Mrs. Fuller who's been                                         [around] our house the past two weeks. ...terrible...                          She's a whore!! [For the] bags!!!  We're having a conversation here,       ...perhaps she should... stop!!                                         ...crossed the line...                                          ...look, do you mind? We're trying to                                         have a sensible conversation here.                                         Will you please get off the line?                                         Put the phone down! Right away! I                                                insist!

The Wedding

You asked for nothing. That’s what I gave you – ash for ashes, dust for dust. Your trust is touching, but misguided… Bride, I’ll be yours for one night. I wander. I wonder really what you saw in me — I’m not your type at all… And all the angels hold their breath as my eyes rest upon the pretty girl who leads the choir. They cry out their disgust for me. They are crying for my bride who smiles in white, does not suspect my next move in the game. Again! “I’ll honor you and cherish you.” Again! “I’ll share my worldly goods” Again… ’til death, when we’re parted. Only words don’t mean a thing… I think of ways to run. The sun paints patterns on the stained-glass windows. Widows in their Sunday best reflect about when they too were brides. They can’t hide their feelings as they steal seconds from an age they’ll never see again. Again! “With this ring I pledge myself”… Again! (“I do. I do. Shoo be doo doo wah…”) Why do we have to be so humble and mumble words we never mean? It’s obscene, the ultimate obscenity… this serenity on Sunday, we’re stars on Sundays. Smiles on straight! Maybe one day rewards will be there for us Just for us in heaven. Just for us amen amen…. The end.

Apocalypse Then

“And so it came to pass that a flag flew in every window and widows handed poppies out in the square… And squares were bashed and majors barked and marching music laughed from the airwaves. The waves were there to rule again. We had the ambition. We had the ammunition… A mission in the name of God… In the name of “democracy”, demo-crazy.

Die down! Lie down! You forfeited your right to survive.

I clutched at your sleeve and we danced in the fire. Just a pair of spastic swingers on a melting plastic floor… But you crumbled in my hands as I fumbled in your blouse, slipping through my fingers to my feet. It felt like mustard — hot like custard.

And in the dust that was once an arm, a kra-zee wrote the 13th Psalm. The final gesture…. He did it with calm precision, he dotted every eye. A lullaby for lovers on the last day.

Paying last respects with cups of poison… Pointed passive at the blood sky… Lying lifeless at their doors. Clawing craters in the shelters. Helter-skelter in the lift shafts, blasting brains out in the dark. LIE DOWN!! Lie down! “crime is crime is crime” [Thatcher’s voice]

A dog defaced a baby; knawed a rattle, smashed a pram. He was yelping wildly in a vacuum. No-one really gave a damn. They were thinking only of themselves… Yes, they searched for a release. They hid in cupboards, under tables; they cabled Jesus, called the police.

And the radio screams out, “We’re winning!” And about how the loss was minimal and how the gallant sacrifice will live on in memorials, and how we’ll respect again. We’re no playground anymore. You cannot keep this country down for long, because we win so many fucking wars.

[sample of crowd chanting “seig heil” and cheering] [sample of church bell and a music box?]

Legacy

The flat was empty. I wondered where you’d gone. But all the time the answer was in front of me. You took your clothes, left a little note, but all it offered was your sympathy. I should have seen those tell-tale signs. It seems so obvious now. The way I felt about you, it’s blinded me. Now all those fights we had seem so childish now. Just wish I could turn the clock back Any way… any how. All I’ve got is a a legacy of regrets. I’m forgetting how to smile. I watch a lot of TV these days, living on borrowed time. Too many tablets and too much wine. There’s nothing left to dream about. I’ve got no aspirations. I thought about a hobby but I’ve got no patience. Some fine legacy you left me. Some fine legacy. You always hurt the one you love. You always hurt the one you love. Some fine legacy.

City Ghosts

There was a time, a time for secrets. We’d walk together in the forest, hand in hand. We’d look uneasy, cold and pallid. Then we’d find some magic mushrooms and we’d skip across the clouds.

We danced for the old gods, danced for the new gods, danced for the ones we never heard about. Danced for the old days, danced for the new ways, Danced for the phase no-one talks about.

Tonight I feel nostalgic, feeling happy. And the powder in my pocket’s crying “Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!” Could be my age, I could be going crazy. ‘Cause I know you feel the same way, I can see it in your eyes.

I got my crown, I got my scepter. Letters on my buttons spell Napoleon. I’ll give you money, give you power, I’ll give you a palace in the Amazon.

Do you think that they’ll lock us away? Padded cells, packet-soup on alternate days? Maybe we should behave in a normal way. Face facts, face the real world.

A shadow rests, suggests no entry. A tramp complains, collapses weeping gently. A figure smiles and shines a blade discretely. And the drains ad-libbed a soundtrack as he picked his victim out.

He sang in the rain, he danced in the thunder, Bowed as we bellowed from the balcony. Stepped on a hand, set fire to a handbag, Slipped as the sparks skipped across his knees.

The song decayed in suits of amber. Coughing as they burned in glowing embers. A priest held up his hands, said “It’s over.” We nodded wisely, scooped the ash and cast it to the wind.

We played in the neon, bade out the paeons, slobbering in tongues to the subway gods. Just like the old days, rituals and red wine. Hair all tangled and covered in blood. Do you think that they’ll lock us away?

Hanging Gardens

Twisted East South North with the wind that rippled his hair. Ice stare constant, laughing – but the joy had gone. Snuffed out by the dawn, the rope had torn his flesh and broke his neck and left him dancing on the air in the Hanging Gardens.

Dancing with the dead — so peaceful there.

Branded as a thief. They stole his name, they stole his face. Gone without a trace… they killed his dignity and squeezed him dry. Cryies for mercy lost on judges with no ears, no hearts, looking smart in their black caps in the Hanging Gardens.

Love notes and carnations, fading, slowly dying… lying at his feet. Her sweet aroma lingered on the air. She stood and stared. She was numb now. She’d cried so much it had no meaning. So much salt and water flowing freely through the hanging gardens.

Blow gently, blow gently…

Dressed in virgin’s white, she masked her eyes with cold surprise. He cursed her name, the pain was creeping swiftly… twisted her inside. She retched and reached out for a hand. She landed on her face. Disgraced. No place for fainting queens in the hanging gardens…

A place for me, a place for you….

[the second part of this song is essentially the lyrics to the first part played backwards. as far as i can tell, there is no difference between the two… -$@]

Soma Bath

Powdered Heaven dressed in plastic pulled the shades down on his eye. Pinprick pupils soaring skywards Offer him no alibis. But then, who needs them? He’s quite perfect. Perfect body, perfect teeth that flash sublime and blind the kids who Spread their legs for their belief. Who cross themselves at the drop of a parable; Who scream they’re saved when they’ve touched his jeans Who swear his wisdom’s just infallible and beg for mercy — in his dreams… Another day. another sermon. Broken bread, forgotten lines. A line for comfort keeps him human. The needle trembles, band on tight. Another little perforation ventilates him and paints him white. A wordless song, a prayer to no-one but still he whistles through the night. They found him on his throne of porcelain. A rusty chain draped ’round his neck. Incapable. Incoherent. His eyes switched off but a king no less! The jury all wore black chewed razors. Witnesses were D.O.A. O.D’d, amoral, senses skewered. Dribbling lies and tooth decay. They declared his guilt. The defence said nothing… sobbing as the judge turned blue and washed his hands and said “Lord forgive us, for we know not what we do…” “Drown in your soma bath!” They said, “Drown in your soma bath! What are we gonna do with you? Let the punishment fit the crime! We have the technology. We got the instruments. Down! Down in your soma bath…”

Premonition 4

[sample: “ring around the rosie a pocket full of posies a tissue a tissue we all fall down ring around the rosie a pocket full of posies a tissue a tissue we all fall down…”]